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- @The bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also our enemies... Probably
- because they are generally the same people. - G. K. Chesterton
-
- @liberty is the only thing you cannot have unless you are willing to give it to
- others. - William allen white
-
- @it is a damned poor mind indeed that can't think of at least two ways of
- spelling any word. - Andrew jackson
-
- @winter is not a season... It's an occupation! - Sinclair lewis
-
- @we have war when at least one side in a conflict wants something more than it
- wants peace. - Jeane j. Kirkpatrick
-
- @the dog has got more fun out of man than man out of the dog, for the clearly
- demonstrable reason that man is the more laughable of the two. - James thurber
-
- @the only thing that ever sat it's way to success was a hen. - Sarah brown
-
- @how much easier it is to be critical than correct. - Benjamin disraeli
-
- @there will come a time when you believe everything is finished... That will be
- the beginning. - Louis l'amour
-
-
- @humour is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's
- unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises. - Erma bombeck
-
- @the social responsibility of business is to increase it's profits. - Milton
- friedman
-
- @you can't ever get enough of what you didn't really want in the first place. -
- Sam keen
-
- @i have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. - Winston churchhill
-
- @get there first with the most men. - Nathan bedford forrest
-
- @think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too. - Voltaire
-
- @the unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates
-
- @live every day as if it were your last. - Marcus aurelius
-
- @give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to
- conscience, above all liberties. - John milton
-
- @power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord john emerich
- edward acton
-
- @sex is the central problem of life. - Havelock ellis
-
- @our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited
- without being lost. - Thomas jefferson
-
- @government is essentially immoral - herbert spencer
-
- @doubt is the key to knowledge (persian proverb)
-
- @[nuclear war is] something that may not be desirable... - Edwin meese
-
- @killing, rioting, and looting are contrary to the best traditions of this
- country. - Lyndon b. Johnson
-
- @a spilled drink flows in the direction of the most expensive object. - Judye
- briggs
-
- @keep your ears open to the promptings of your destiny, and don't worry too much
- if you and your destiny do not agree about what you should have and when you
- should have it. - Robertson davies
-
- @reality is as beautiful as it is ugly. I think it is just as important to sing
- about beautiful mornings as it is to talk about slums.
-
- @No wonder american language is often misunderstood... Today a free agent means a
- professional athlete who wants more money.
-
- @It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other
- half is ruined by the truth.
-
- @Anybody who thinks that a dog's bark is worse than it's bite is probably trying
- to sleep.
-
- @In prosperity, our friends know us. In adversity, we know our friends.
-
- @To have a right to do something is not at all the same as to be right in doing
- it.
-
- @Habit is the easiest way to be wrong again.
-
- @Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance
- later on.
-
- @A compliment is usually accompanied with a bow, as if to beg your pardon for
- paying it.
-
- @The good old days were once known and knocked as these trying times.
-
- @The poor guy who has everything never feels the stimulation of striving for some
- special want.
-
- @Success is a ladder that can't be climbed with your hands in your pockets.
-
- @The biggest difference between an expert and a beginner is not experience or
- confidence... It's the size of their egos!
-
- @Your mind is the real you. Therefore you should fill it with the finest thoughts
- found anywhere.
-
- @No one has a keener imagination than the person who thinks they know it all.
-
- @An economist is a person who has all the answers... To last years questions!
-
- @As long as you can keep a secret, it's your slave. Once you reveal it, you make
- it your master.
-
- @Sports figures are the only ones who go on talking about their work after
- retiring, and still get paid for it.
-
- @A chip on the shoulder is a good indication there is wood higher up.
-
- @Why is it true that some folks refuse to learn anything they don't already know?
-
- @Worry often gives the little things very large shadows.
-
- @Thought indicates what we would desire to have, action determines what we will
- get.
-
- @A late i.O.U is a perilous 'paper wait'
-
- @courage is the power and push with which one may let go of the familiar.
-
- @From the view of the host, a good party is one where the guests don't arrive
- early or leave late.
-
- @Other people's faults, like car headlights, seem more glaring than our own.
-
- @Goals are much like stars... They may not be reached, but they can always be a
- guide.
-
- @Even people who have perfect table manners will spill the beans occassionally
-
- @if ants prefer being busy, how can they spare the time to go to so many picnics?
-
- @A paycheck nourishes a bank balance like rain fuels a flowing spring.
-
- @Who says you can't have it both ways? You can always get off-season weather at
- in-season rates...
-
- @In this computer age, anyone who says 'it can't be done' is apt to be
- interrupted by someone doing it.
-
- @Most new health diets include low cholesterol, low calorie, low flavour menus.
-
- @A good clue that a bad day has started is getting up in the morning and putting
- both contact lenses in the same eye.
-
- @Some people can't resist buying anything they think the store is losing money
- on.
-
- @In the spring, the homeowner can look at the lawn and hope that the plot will
- thicken...
-
- @Leisure is a beautiful dress, but it will not do for constant wear.
-
- @Tact is the art of slicing a cake so that each person thinks they got the
- largest piece.
-
- @Far too often history has shown us that wise men argue causes, but that fools
- decide them.
-
- @No matter how limited a vocabulary you have, it is always big enough to let you
- say something you will later regret!
-
- @In order to be able to rise to any occasion, it might help to get yourself a
- blimp...
-
- @Life is like a box of chocolates... You never know what you're gonna get!
-
- @Life is like a sandwich... The more you add to it, the better it becomes!
-
- @You can bet that any food product with 'free' on the label will cost a lot more.
-
- @If you haven't registered, then please do so as soon as possible! - Electric
- midnight
-
- @a bore is a person who has nothing pertinent to say, but says it anyway.
-
- @Real progress is achieved only through discovery and interpretation of new
- undiluted facts.
-
- @Fair-weather friends are useless in a world filled with wind and rain.
-
- @Parents always go through two stages...When the kids ask the questions and when
- they think they know all of the answers!
-
- @Not everything in life can be changed, but you can change nothing until you have
- faced it.
-
- @At least when you talk to children, they don't show you pictures of their
- parents.
-
- @If it becomes necessary to swallow your pride, it may be comforting to know that
- it's non-fattening...
-
- @Friends often desert you in time of need, but enemies can be found anytime you
- need them.
-
- @Sympathy can say 'i'm sorry' but real compassion says 'i'll help you'.
-
- @Enjoy life... This is not just a dress rehearsal...
-
- @Once a mistake has been made, it is important to first correct it, then find out
- who made it.
-
- @Advice is like castor oil...Easy to give, but dreadfully uneasy to take!
-
- @One thing that might be more expensive than a good education is ignorance.
-
- @Seizing an opportunity is important, but knowing when to forgo an advantage is
- much more important.
-
- @Those who grab at two things always lose one.
-
- @In so complex a thing as human nature, it is hard to find rules without
- exception.
-
- @The day is lost in which you have not laughed.
-
- @The greenest pastures may be right where you stand.
-
- @Genius is the capacity to avoid hard work.
-
- @A dentist is a magician who, after putting metal in your mouth, pulls coins out
- of your pocket.
-
- @It isn't the number of people employed in a business that makes it successful...
- It's the number working.
-
- @What is now proved was once only imagined. -William blake
-
- @great minds have purposes, others have wishes.
-
- @A gossip is a person with a strong sense of rumor...
-
- @Experience is the hardest teacher, she gives you the test first and the lesson
- after.
-
- @You know you are happy if you never stop to wonder whether you are.
-
- @Nothing makes us more tolerant of a noisy party next door than being invited.
-
- @Financial advisors usually reveal that the best time to buy anything was last
- year.
-
- @There is a lot of pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.
-
- @Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
-
- @Just about the time we think we will finally make ends meet, someone moves the
- ends.
-
- @I can resist everything except temptation... - Oscar wilde
-
- @speeches lacking in depth, are made up in length.
-